I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
(via dulect)
Pooping while on break = liberal cowardice
Waiting to poop after clocking in = anticapitalist radical action
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time
(via sodomymcscurvylegs)
